My Friday Night. :o)

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
Allegedly. There have been accusations to that effect.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
I don’t hate anybody, but I hate what way more than three people are doing to mess up the world.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
Six… Maryland, Wendover, the house just west of Cowboy Bob’s, 123 East Main, Bountiful and our present location.

4) Favorite candy bar?
Three Musketeers.

5) Favorite shoes?
The black Reeboks I wear pretty much all the time.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Yep. Little brothers have that tendency.

7) Least favorite school subject?
Math. (I almost died of boredom in Algebra.)

9) Do you own a ... Britney Spears CD?
Heavens NO!

10) Have you ever thrown up in ... public?
Sadly, yes.

11) Name one thing that is ... always on your mind?
Food.

12) Favorite genre of music?
Many and varied. I like oldies - 50s and 60s pop hits and ABBA.

13) What is your zodiac sign?
Aquarius. (But I don’t believe that has any particular meaning.)

14) What time were you born?
About 2:30 am I think.

15) Do you like beer?
No. It’s nasty and disgusting. How anyone can stand to drink it is beyond me!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?
Some, when I was young and foolish.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
George Burns - Young at Heart. (It was a gift, I swear!)

18) Are you sarcastic?
Yeah, right! Me sarcastic? Surely you jest!

19) What are your favorite colors?
Lapis and mauve. I love many colors for many different things.

20) How many watches do you own?
Two, but I only ever wear the one my daughters gave me for Christmas many years ago.

21) Summer or winter?
Fall, for sure. (Winter, if I gotta pick from the two.)

23) Favorite color to wear?
Black and white.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Dr. Pepper. (I used to like RC Cola but nobody carries it anymore.)

25) What color is your cell phone?
Grey.

26) Where is your second home?
In the rest of my house. My First home is my den in the basement.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
I don’t recall. I have slugged a few guys who were annoying me.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?
Loads. I’m riddled with them!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
Two. I only ever use one.

30) How many video games do you own?
One. Flight Simulator… if computer games count.

31) What was your first pet?
A dog named Rusty. Someone poisoned him. Sad memory.

32) Ever had braces?
Yes, thank goodness! My teeth were truly hideous!

33) Do looks matter?
Yes. people who say they don't are lying because people always judge people on their looks. But yes it is a big factor, but not everything

34) Do you use chap stick?
Occasionally.

35) Favorite bands:
Bar J and Rocking Z. (You did mean cattle brands, right?)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
Neither.

37) Are you too forgiving?
I forgive easily, but I rarely forget.

38) How many children do you want?
Eight is enough. (I love all my kiddies!)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I guess not. I’ve never heard of it.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Full English Breakfast! The ones I had at Pinderhill Farm B&B in Yorkshire were especially good! Yum!

41) Do you own a gun?
Used to own two: A lever action 30-30 rifle and a single-six, Frontier Model revolver. I’m not currently armed (except for my sword).

42) Ever thought you were in love?
Nope. But I’ve been sure of it several times. (If you don’t KNOW, you’re not.)

43) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
Watched So You Think You Can Dance with Karen, Jim and Lauren.

45) Favorite restaurant:
Sizzler… but I have lots of favorites.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Not that I recall. (He wouldn’t have liked it.)

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
Several. My favorite is Conwy Castle in North Wales.

48) Nicknames?
Denn, Denny, Pokey, Orgy.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Used to know a very nice lady named Bertha Fisher. She passed away years ago.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Yes. The best hotel I have ever stayed in was the Marriott in Lexington, KY.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
No. But I do like bananas.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yes, Hannah.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
No. But I have called someone a boob for being so weepy.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?
Nope.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
In the main. Some things could be better, but things could be so much worse!

57) Do you dye your hair?
No. Apparently my hair doesn’t like me. It’s gradually sneaking away.

58) Does anyone like you?
Yes. Go figure.

59) What month were you born in?
February.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Serving a mission for my church in the north of England.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
Not likely.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Wendys.

But what about Sonic?
Sonic for sure whenever I’m with Karen!

63) Do you like yourself?
Not at the moment.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
They are both deceased, but I was always much closer to my mother. (They were divorced and I lived with my mother.)

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
Eyes. Eyes are the window of the soul.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No. But I’ll admit to sometimes being afraid of what I can’t see because it’s dark.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Yep. It tastes pastey.

68) Do you own a webcam?
Yes, but I’ve never hooked it up (and don’t plan to)..

69) Have you ever stripped?
Huh?

70) Ever broke a bone?
I have a dislocated joint in my right ring finger. But that’s it.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?
AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays?
Lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Can’t imagine it. Oh, wait… yes.

75) Rugrats or Doug?
Doug who?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
Law and Order. Full House was lame.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
Don’t recall having one.


78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yes. Probably because I’m fat.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
Not that I can see.

80) Do you own a car?
Yes. A 1998 Nissan Altima. Good car.

81) Can you cook?
Some things. I make a smashing omelete.

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Hypocrites, liars, and arrogant, obnoxious, elitist snobs. (So, basically, President Obama.)

83) Do you text message often?
I have never texted in my life.

84) Money or love?
Love. It’s possible to have too much money for your own good. There is no such thing as too much love.

85) Do you have any scars?
Yes, a few from surgeries.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
For my injured knees to heal.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
I used to. Not anymore.

88) Relationships or one night stands?
What’s wrong with nightstands? I have two of them.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
Not too greasy.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Nooo.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
Yes, I do.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
My sister, Leslie.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
President Obama.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
Me. Thinking about sad things.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
President Obama.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
That would be telling. I fall easily. Talking about it would just get me in trouble.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
Don’t recall. Don’t IM so much.

100) Who was the last person that called you?
My brother, Joel.