Yet Another Quiz...

1. Have you ever been dumbfounded?
2. Is it possible to be smartfounded?
3. The saying goes that real men don’t eat quiche. If I eat it am I imaginary?
4. What is quiche anyway?
5. I’m with Gallagher… Why is it one bra, but a pair of panties? Have you looked at them?
6. What is the opposite of hyperventilation?
7. Have you ever wanted to touch Joan Rivers’ face just to see what it’s made of?
8. Use the word jinx in a sentence that doesn’t have the word owe in it..
9. Is there such a thing as lowjinx?
10. What is your favorite color of blue?
11. Television, the liquid-fueled rocket and the automatic rifle were all invented by Mormons. What do you make of that?
12. Have you ever invented anything or tried to invent something or thought of something that needs to be invented?
13. I once tried to design a perpetual motion machine. (This isn’t a question. It was just a dumb idea I’m confessing to. It can’t possibly work.)
14. Who is your favorite superhero?
15. There’s Archie, Jughead, Betty and Veronica. Who’s the other guy with slick black hair?
16. I was taught in science that "water seeks its own level". What the heck does that mean?!
17. What is your favorite black and white movie?
18. Who are your favorite black and white movie stars?
19. The opposite of on is off; the opposite of don is doff; why isn’t the opposite of con, coff? (What? You didn’t know the opposite of don was doff?)
20. When you wake up at 3:00 in the morning and can’t go back to sleep… why is that?
21. Have you ever walked out of a movie because it was just too stupid?
22. How do you pronounce Towcester? (the name of a small town in England)
23. If you were going to be on Dancing With the Stars, who would you want your partner to be?
24. What color is cerulean?
25. During World War II what special qualification did you need in order to join the navy if you were 16 years old?
26. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
27. Why is the word long so short?
28. If you could fly like a bird… you’d be rich, but where would you build a nest?
29. What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
30. Have you ever ridden a unicycle?
31. What do you like about the circus?
32. Why are you afraid of clowns?
33. If you could go anywhere in the world for a month-long summer vacation, where would you go?
34. What color is your hair, really?
35. Do you know who played Momma in the movie Throw Momma from the Train?
36. If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change first?
37. Do you play a musical instrument?
38. Do you know where your coronoid processes are? Or your zygomatic arches?
39. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
40. What color does Julie Hales get when she mixes red and green? (sorry, inside joke)
41. How did Ron Howard film the weightless scenes in the movie Apollo 13?
42. What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
43. What do you like least about baseball?
44. How old were you when you learned the truth about Santa Claus?
45. Do you know anyone who has ever been injured by an owl?
46. What is the farthest you have ever been from the home you live in now?
47. Where do the stars go when the sun comes up?
48. Are you superstitious? 
49. Are you a little stitious?
50. If you could change anything about your domicile, would it be to call it a house instead of a domicile?