A Quiz For Today:

1. Pick one: a. Shade on a hot day. b. Rain on a dry day. c. Dr. Pepper.
2. Who are Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa?
3. What is the difference between a duck?
4. Why is a duck when it flies?
5. How old were you when you first realized you don’t really know much?
6. What is Captain James Kirk’s middle name?
7. What was Julius Caesar’s first name?
8. Name the movie: "It’s not a question of where it grips it!"
9. Name the song: "Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby."
10. What is the Hollywood name of the actor Thomas Mapother IV?
11. What actor was born Eric Marlon Bishop?
12. Name the movie: "I don’t know nuthin ‘bout birthin no babies!"
13. Name the movie: "I’ll have what she’s having."
14. Do you think Coke Classic is the same as original Coke? Have you always been so easily fooled? Did you vote for Obama?
15. Explain why this isn’t a stupid rule: "A player, usually a striker, is called offside when he is nearer to the other team's goal than both the ball and the second last opponent. The second last opponent usually being the last defender from the opponent team, an offside occurs when the striker is closer to the opposing team's goal than that team's last defender. To put it simply, try to picture an imaginary line on Team A's last defender, a line parallel to the goal line. If Team B's striker is over this line when his teammate passes the ball, then he is offside. If Team B's striker is on the same line as Team A's last defender (or under the line) then he is in a correct position. One more thing to look after in an offside: it doesn't matter if Team B's striker is over this line when he receives the ball. The moment to look after is the moment the midfielder passes the ball, which will trigger an offside if the striker is over the last defender line."
16. Define stupid.
17. What color was your first car?
18. What color is your present car?
19. What is the capital of Assyria?
20. What was the original name of Istanbul?
21. How long would it take you to drive from where you live now to where you were born?
22. Why would you ever do that?
23. Who said, "You had me at hello"?
24. Who was your first date?
25. What was the last concert you attended?
26. Where did you last eat out?
27. Shouldn’t South America be called Southeast America since practically none of it is actually south of North America?